15.7.09

I aint leavin the block

Nothin sweeeter than drinkin long necks and watchin the sunset from some sleazy hotel in the city... Daeno sure as fuck loves it..




I still reckon digital sucks penis.. Film's golden..
hours of slavin on photoshop or some gay program can never bring you that randomness that film can , especially if you're shootign with soem old polaroid camera with no light metre on hand...burn the digi cam and pull out ya polaroid android..
This Is our mate Kane-o....
He's a peice of work, kinda one of those friends you have where you always seam to go "you lucky fucker" , yeh he's the fuckin judge and photog off australias next top model,all round nice guy, kinda diamond every chick loves to be friends with,  he's a fashion photog who gets paid mad coin to shoot the shit out of some of the hottest babes kickin round these shores and mostly with zero to no clothes on, he surfs a twinny fuckin well and recently ventured off to south america to visit friends and surf uncrowded waves and sleep in tree houses for a few weeks.. his LIFES fuckin great.. FUCK KANE.. recently i called Kane-o to see whats up and he replied with "bro I'm home whiping my cats nose it's got the flu".... Fuck man could this guy be a fuckin better human.. JESUS... but then it all came crashing down.. he caught the feline flu off his beloved Pussy... Ahh thems the breaks ey kane-o....fuckin love this guy... I bet right now as I'm typing this he's shooting some Naked women on a rooftop instructing her to "shift her weight onto her other leg and pout this way"......... "Fuckin prick"



I recently spend 144 hours in a  hotel in bondi beach, out of those 140 hours i left the block the hotel was on 3 times. We confined ourselves to the hotel and the restaurants that were below it, kinda like we had this border around the block and we couldn't step outside it kinda like that fuckin twisted scarey movie where they won't go into the forest cause they were scared they'd be eaten alive by the demons in the forest.."ahh i dunno what it's called".. we weren't that paranoid....Well maybe.. But anyway... this is a pic of one of my expeditions... NIRVANA Liquor,gettin a case of beer  and more supplies for the Dungeon across the street... Now get BACK to the fuckin hotel for gods sake.... Kram, Hoyo & kane Skennar.. ROCK'N"ROLL baby....


NANDO's Chicken
Craig ando is one of the coolest fuckers i know.. quiet, mellow and surfs like a fuckin freak show..ando recently got this tatt in bali with JW... the thing is he surfed straight away so his little cross is kinda blotchy..good kid ..bad ink.. fuck hes good...


-----HOY----
This ladies and gentlemen is mr Mathew Hoy.. we travel together a fair bit. 
You probably thought that you were some kinda hard core drinker, you can knock back a beer or 20 and feel no pain, you consider yourself a peoples person, someone who makes people feel good , someone who is a killer to be around...
WELL NOPE... you aint got shit on this man...!!! This guy should probably be dead.. his liver shoulda given way around 4 or 5 years ago.. i swear he's the human cockaroach.. Nothin can take him down.. We recently spent 6 LONG nights in sydney together and he drank himself into oblivian but backed up perfectly each night then awoke to be the life of the party making anyone he came in contact with have a better day and have an instant smile on his dial .. THE  guys a fuckin genius, all round Pure Ozzzie Bloke and one of the best humans i have ever met.. chances are you need to go back to square one and try again to be as good of a human as this guy.. Now get to work..!!!!.....

1 comment:

  1. 2004. Piha, New Zealand. Pretty well the same thing. Week long promo tour after an airshow. Great pad, loads of beer, good people and good times. Everyday we visited different surf shops and the smiles on the faces of the staff I saw as Hoy arrived was incredible. A truely remarkable human and the best thing his main Sponser has!!! Our theme song for that week, 'RIDE ON' ACDC...

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