A horse..who's shitty horse is this.....

You're probably thinkin "what the fuck is a picture of a horse doing on here" and i completely agree. So ....... the other morning bein the bright spark that i am i had the idea of towing into straddie and pulling in the pit with my fisheye water housing and snapping pics in the barrel. I loaded it up, found this film up stairs in a canaster and was all psyched to go.. Muzz whipped me into one and i fired away standin in this piss weak pit at straddie but it coulda come out ok.. The thing fires off six frames a second then....dead....... it goes flat.. battery lights up..... Gone.. it's all over.. So I thought "SHIT"..one wave and my dreams of glory go down to shit. SO today i get the roll of film out "yeh only 9 gay shots i thought" and walked into this shitty lab and got it done in an hour expecting a few pics of me standin in this pit lookin out kinda cool angle "what a wanker"... I roll back an hour later cough up 20 bones and she hands me pictures of this fucking Horse...!!!! A FUCKIN HORSE.........i don't even know anyone who owns a horse.... then i look through the roll and it's photos of my wife from like 10 years ago, it was some old shitty roll in the cupboard and Not ONE...Nope NOT ONE surfing shot... serves me right for being a dickhead i reckon.. Never again... well maybe...

Even if you do and up with photos of horses instead of pits there's nothin better than early winter mornings with the ski to whip in at straddie.. All time.. it gives me wood i love it that much.. Nothin like to homo's cuddlin each otherin wetties doing 100k's on a jetski fangin out the seaway in the dark tryin to dodge fuckers paddlin tacross that skark riddled river mouth in the morning glare..snuggled up against each other.. Proper man love....ahhhh the sweeet life....

THE FIREBIRD

today i rolled out to the pines and came cross the nice old peice of usa beef, the good old FIREBIRD, complete with white air brushed flames , Bonnet scoop and the All time chrome flame rims.. this thing wreaked so much of White Trash that all i could do was throw the horns at it, god damn i was hangin to see the classy bit of gear that was drivin around in this machine.. YEEEHHH ROCK ON..!!!!