shittoria

flyin high gettin loco

bizzo

the guard dog

book of choice..

the winner is....

pre cronulla riot

BOOZED BANG

dbAH HELL

---take that---

thanks to my little funny midget mate todd glaser for this pic of me and dane

quik pro polaroidin boozin

Alleys fish fried

nothin nicer than gettin pissed on in the rain with a white tee shirt on, nipples errect , shiverin like a 2 year old kid tryin to wonder around and check out 40 or so old fuckers showin off the twinnys , quads, bonza's, mini simmons and spoons..

I packed the old polaroid and snapped a few pics below...

the poor fuckers who run the alley fish fry got pissed on all mornin the poor bastards.

it had potential to be a bangin day for a whole bunch of old fuckers who grind foam dust all day long makin wackey fuckin things they make up in their minds after 20 or so years of acid and weed oh and also 75% of the gold coast's alex knost wanna be's..

anyway..let it rain let it rain let it rain..!!!

till next year ya old bastards.!!!

pic courtesy Johhny Frank....iluka

EL POLAROIDO

film lovers and undercover brothers

this polaroid android's for you..!!

shove this up your ARSE

A good old dirty stiffy

the last coupla weeks ive been fuckin around all over the cuntry, philip island, sydney, home, sydney blah blah blah.. same old shit.. had the wankers at sydney security scan my beloved G'N'R book thinking i was taking a BOMB on the plane and they took out my page marker so i fuckin lost my page i was readin on, so the flight home i spend twenty fuckin minutes tryin to find which page i was up to readin about the smackies we know as the GUNNERS.... fuckin wanker security...!!!!

then

took my neices to a taylor swift concert... if she stared into the air any longer after she sang a song you'd swear the rich little nineteen year old bitch was on some seriously good ACID....

bit of a kookoo bird and sounds like the most anoying shit music in the world but hey the kids dug her so i sat there and grinned and beared it.. uncle of the fuckin month...TICK.....

anyway..this is a bunch of pointless ramble on.. hope ya like the pic above of cronulla flea bag dylan haylar.. kids a funny little shit and he bulled me on two schooners ina row the other night and made me scull them that fast i gotta fuckin ice cream headache... little prick he'll keep..

that'll teach me for recruiting a young fucker thats sharp as a tack..

till next time.. have a mazz

cluster fuck

no better thing is this earth than a $8 plastic camera spittin our great fuckin images from the desert sessions.. how cheap can ya be.. ??

oh this file below's pretty decent size, double click it and steal it if ya want.. i don't care..

BDO

BIG DAY OUT

Fuckin love the stinky sweaty festival, dunno why...

place is expensive as fuck $6 & $8 for mid strength piss weak drinks, stinky shitters, pingered out morons that rub their sweaty shit all over ya but it's still somethign we get sucked into every year and yep we'll be back next year. Our homie France swindled us some AAA passes and we soaked that shit up like a sponge on a puddle of piss..

click the pics below to see them bigger if ya want...