POLAROID ANDROIDS

dirty old polaroids, grubby stinky old things..

shot with my twenty buck heap of shit polaroid camera off ebay.

on expensive as fuck 669 film.

these are of nothin special. good people. good times.

no real importance ..just cause......

HAIR METAL LIVES

Saturday Night was an interesting one.

We went a little wild, a crazy little night with all the boys goin mad, 9 of us piled into this trashy old stretch limo and headed for good old gotham city, booze flowin like there was no tomorrow we were neckin shit like we were destined to ruin ourselves, on route to our surfers paradise haunt good old elsewhere.

All crammed in frothin to get as twisted as humanly posssible, just what we do best. After about 3000 jack and dry's , shots with people i hardly knew for no particular reason ....i was fuckin Gone... layin back on the couch in the middle of stinky surfers paradise i was thinkin "i'm fucked" it was almost time to exit , it was around 5 maybe 5-30am sunday mornin who knows. The last thing i do remember was these two fuckin 80's hair metal dudes seriously rockin this Mad get up, with pure pride. These guys were not fuckin around, no wigs, not dressed up for a fancy dress party, this was the fuckin REAL deal..They Looked like they'd jumped straight outta that shitty 80's band WASP it was the best shit i'd seen all night "apart from my mate pashin this chick for 3 hours with deadset pash rash" so i stopped them and said "oy boys pose for a pic.... Here it is..

In the camera setting it says 5.36am 23/8/09.

GOLD...

HAIR METAL LIVES

WE BAG THE BUM

I Love my half frame camera

Yeh this is the pic is was talkin about that wouldn't scan, me and my mate chucky g from newyork who has thsi rad little clothing label " www.thecast.com " were rollin through soho takin pics shootin some super 8 shit and i saw this news paper stand from when they snavelled filthy old saddame outta his little hole the spooky old fucker.. kinda timeless pic and paper.. Might have to wack that pic on a tee.. Love it they called him a "BUM".. so good..haha. the richest fucker in the middle east was hidin ina hole growin that scuzzzy beard stinkin like shit... funny that..hahaha

THE VAULT OF DEPRESSION

This Mornin after returning from seven back to back nights in vicco of Booze

swillin, partyin on like it was fuckin 1999 i strolled into the office .. feelin shit , like i needed to be dragged out the back , held down and hosed off with the firehouse at the back of the building cause my pores wreaked of stinky booze that was tryin to escape this peice of shit of a bodyASAP . The kind of stench that usually comes from some bum kickin with a trolly around cooly park.

Our admin girl reaches from behind her desk and tells me she found the weirdest thing and pulls out this ripped express post bag that looked a little worse for wear. I dunno where it came from but it had these old pics i took a few years ago when i was no 9-5 workin kid.. Just a travelin broke son of a bitch with not a care in the world... My favourite one for some shitty reason wouldn't scan , it was a black and white print i shot on a olympus penn half frame film camera from the mid sixties of my friend chucky G in new york and the paper stand the day they caught Sadam husien. The paper says on it "WE CAUGHT THE BUM". When that pic finally scans i'll put it up here .... kinda dig the fact one of the worlds most fucked up and most powerful leaders of the 20th centuary who tortured millions of people in iraq was on the run and when they found him he was hiding in a hole with this cool as fuck beard lookin like a sack of shit... Who woulda thought..

So here's a few pics i found in this ripped bag thismorning..

My Sadam Pic is on it's Way..

Tenz new york city

hawaii

Tazzie

inland livin

travellin manequin head

TC

Bandwagon

Polaroidandroids

OPen up and say AHHH

I spent the majority of last week down in Torquay, the worlds driest or then wettest then coldest then windiest place i have the unfortunate privillage of venturing too.

Don't get me wrong there are some fuckin good humans i know that live there but fuck... You get shit phone reception when the wind blows a certain way down there "NO SHIT" it seams to be a stubby short of a six pack compared to most places in oZ and do you know what i got as a gift for 4 long dragged out dredded days in torquay to take on the plane with me. THE fuckin FLU... so right now as i sit here back on the sunny Gold Coast in 24+ degrees of pure fuckin joy and i have what feels like a fuckin BUNSEN BURNER in my throat and coughin up a lung like a 70 year old man with emphysema..Yep and i'm back next week for 7 whole days. Can't fuckin wait for that.!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

burn my film away

THis is how i feel today.
Like a dirty old burnt out polaroid with freighed edges and a few loose ends.
two day piss ups and wild times at ridgemount high with wild humans isn't somethin this kid can handle anymore. the ear bashings from humanoids you see once a year are good at the time and laughable later. my livers rotting, my kidney hurts, my heads thumping.. but i had a fuckin kick arse time .. next year you can stick that splendour in the grass up your arse... unless you got another free ticket... then....lets go..!!!!!

THE 27 club

R.I.P DASH SNOW

It seams 27 years old is the time to die if you're awesome.

Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Now DASH SNOW

Dash is a new york based artist from a rich hamptons family who was an amazing photographer, graphiti artist and rebelious little fucker "yeh the mental pic above is his" . he died recently from a  drug over dose and joined the 27 club, yeh all those names above died at a young age of 27...See now howe much rad shit Jimi hendrix and Kurt cobain did by the age of 27 kinda makes you think "FUCK what have i been doing with my life" when shits kickin into second gear and you think you've gotta grip on shit. next minute too much shit in ya beak or an overload one night and ..... gone.. 

Hard-living, cop-dodging New York collage artist, photographer, and graffiti writer Dash Snow has died of a drug overdose at 27. Gawker broke the news this morning and now the Times has received confirmation from Snow's grandmother, art collector Christophe de Menil, that he passed away last night at downtown hotel Lafayette House. According to De Menil, he'd been in rehab in March and had only recently started using again.

here's a piece about Dash.

What makes the legend richer is that Dash Snow could very easily have lived a different kind of life, been a different kind of artist. Snow’s maternal grandmother is a De Menil, which is to say art-world royalty, the closest thing to the Medicis in the United States. His mother made headlines a few years ago for charging what was then the highest rent ever asked on a house in the Hamptons: $750,000 a season. And his brother, Maxwell Snow, is a budding member of New York society who has dated Mary-Kate Olsen.

Yeh he fucked off and joined the 27 club along with kurt, jimi and all the gang now this shit will make him a legend.. this weekend people be careful how much you load that beak of yours up if you're 27. you could be joinin our poor old talented soul DASH SNOW.....

that shits in the air...

be careful my friends.. very careful

Splendour in the arse

---Splendour In the Grass---

Yep it's that fuckin time again, the week before when you "for once" find yourself eatin the right foods consistant of fresh fruit and vege's, drinking lots of water and sipping green tea before bed cause you sure know that this weekend it's the greeen light to dead set tear your self a new arse hole, rip your scone clean off and have one hell of a  good time at expensive as fuck splendour in the grass in Byron....Its always cold as fuck and the filthy hippies tourists rip everyone off with crook over priced shitty gumboots cause it's always muddy as fuck. 

It Always amazes me that when people purchase a ticket to a festival or big day out like escapade they think this is an invitation to dress up like it's fuckin halloween. Why is that..? 90% of the time they look uncomfortable as fuck and plain old retarded...!! But hey if they're havin fun and they wanna look like a dipshit feel free.

 Instead of payin ridiculous prices for accomodation in byron  i have hired the services of trimmy and his crooked tours to shuttle us down and back from currumbin each day. A 21 seater couch with karaoke and an esky full of booze and 17 twisted units i call friends... Last time i hired trimmy we came back to the bus early and he was  enjoying a porn session on the dvd player alone the spooky old man.. So if by chance you're off ya scone at splendour don't try and lick my face, tell me you fuckin love me ,  have known me foreeeever , am such a good mate..cause you know that shit aint true...!!!!! or maybe you'll be pullin me outta the mud face first cause i have done a proper number on myself.. either way.. Fuckin good times...!!! LETS GO...!!!

i'm that excited i think i need to do a  poo..!!!!

I live in heaven, You live in HELL

I am spoilt  Fuckin wanker.

Yep i am. i get whatever i want.. 

I convinced my wife to let me drop 50 gee's on a  chevy and 20 on a  jetski cause i can. She hasn't really blinked an eye lid and maybe is just glad to get me the fuck away from her and stop anoying her. 

Today the waves were horse shit and i was hung over as fuck, after eatin some breaky down at currumbin me and chowey decided to take our ski's out , fill the front tub with ice and coronas and sit out off palmy and sip beers and talk shit for a while, float around in the middle of the ocean and drift.. just cause we could and we were bored...

This is where we live.. it's fuckin GOLD.. 

ahhh maybe we're just drunks lookin for an excuse to drink piss..mmm yeh...

FOOTY aint complete without a hip flask

PD & Irwin.."trouble that fella"

kurty Munro & Jamie thommo

I am a cheap arse or a scum bag..?

These days i never leave the house when we hit the footy without a hipflask in hand. Nothin like sneakin one of these little puppies in and buyin a bottle of coke and toppin it up with some fresh jack daniels.. none of this horse shit half nip two bob bourbons for six bones.. nah ah.. MC in comin to town drunk as fuck with my hippy in hand hurlin abuse at delany on the sideline for not pasin the ball.. yeh thats me .. one of those drunken trash bags you see at the footy and go "gee he's a wanker"..yeh thats me.... the cheap arse pourin his own drinks under the flip up seats..  fuck yeh... Watch out delany.. next game I'm takin two hip flasks...!!!!

Single, Twin Or Quad--We'll take it

yeh I am one of those dip shits that has about 15 boards in his garage that are all pretty much the same "well kinda" most people always go ..where's your short boards....mmm.. fuck them..i kinda forgot to order them...hahaa.. My mate here  ol dan mcdonalds been makin me these fuckin kick arse fishes, singles, quad's whatever for a few years now.. you name it he can make it.. I sometimes go off on these f random ideas for twisted fucked up boards and dans the man to bang them outf for me , he just made this aleia out of balsa with a  carbon fiber bottom.. Not only is he a funny fucker on the piss, after a few he gets his wobble on pretty good.. if you need some kinda bangin fish dans ya man to order it from.. check his site www.dmshapes.com

TOM CARROLL IS THE FUCKIN KING

Elvis aint the fuckin King

Tom carrolls the fuckin king, i shot this pic of tom last friday at his pad in sydney. The mans a fuckin psyched , excited 12 year old stuck in a  fourty somethin year olds body. At this present moment as u type this ,tom is on a boat in the mentawai islands with a ridiculous quiver of  craft that would make any one who surfs get wood.. he even fuckin took a 12 foot stand up paddle board and while he was tellin me this he was rubbing his hands together with eye balls the size of golf balls.. No wonder the guys named FROTH... i take my hat off to this pipe master, father of two and all round fuckin legend. What more can say about TC... and the Quiver you see here is just the tip of the iceberg.. behind me lays another 30 or so... God damn this mans good.. even in those creepy little short shorts.....!!! Yeh Thomas...!!!!

I aint leavin the block

Nothin sweeeter than drinkin long necks and watchin the sunset from some sleazy hotel in the city... Daeno sure as fuck loves it..

I still reckon digital sucks penis.. Film's golden..

hours of slavin on photoshop or some gay program can never bring you that randomness that film can , especially if you're shootign with soem old polaroid camera with no light metre on hand...burn the digi cam and pull out ya polaroid android..

This Is our mate Kane-o....

He's a peice of work, kinda one of those friends you have where you always seam to go "you lucky fucker" , yeh he's the fuckin judge and photog off australias next top model,all round nice guy, kinda diamond every chick loves to be friends with,  he's a fashion photog who gets paid mad coin to shoot the shit out of some of the hottest babes kickin round these shores and mostly with zero to no clothes on, he surfs a twinny fuckin well and recently ventured off to south america to visit friends and surf uncrowded waves and sleep in tree houses for a few weeks.. his LIFES fuckin great.. FUCK KANE.. recently i called Kane-o to see whats up and he replied with "bro I'm home whiping my cats nose it's got the flu".... Fuck man could this guy be a fuckin better human.. JESUS... but then it all came crashing down.. he caught the feline flu off his beloved Pussy... Ahh thems the breaks ey kane-o....fuckin love this guy... I bet right now as I'm typing this he's shooting some Naked women on a rooftop instructing her to "shift her weight onto her other leg and pout this way"......... "Fuckin prick"

I recently spend 144 hours in a  hotel in bondi beach, out of those 140 hours i left the block the hotel was on 3 times. We confined ourselves to the hotel and the restaurants that were below it, kinda like we had this border around the block and we couldn't step outside it kinda like that fuckin twisted scarey movie where they won't go into the forest cause they were scared they'd be eaten alive by the demons in the forest.."ahh i dunno what it's called".. we weren't that paranoid....Well maybe.. But anyway... this is a pic of one of my expeditions... NIRVANA Liquor,gettin a case of beer  and more supplies for the Dungeon across the street... Now get BACK to the fuckin hotel for gods sake.... Kram, Hoyo & kane Skennar.. ROCK'N"ROLL baby....

NANDO's Chicken

Craig ando is one of the coolest fuckers i know.. quiet, mellow and surfs like a fuckin freak show..ando recently got this tatt in bali with JW... the thing is he surfed straight away so his little cross is kinda blotchy..good kid ..bad ink.. fuck hes good...

-----HOY----

This ladies and gentlemen is mr Mathew Hoy.. we travel together a fair bit. 

You probably thought that you were some kinda hard core drinker, you can knock back a beer or 20 and feel no pain, you consider yourself a peoples person, someone who makes people feel good , someone who is a killer to be around...

WELL NOPE... you aint got shit on this man...!!! This guy should probably be dead.. his liver shoulda given way around 4 or 5 years ago.. i swear he's the human cockaroach.. Nothin can take him down.. We recently spent 6 LONG nights in sydney together and he drank himself into oblivian but backed up perfectly each night then awoke to be the life of the party making anyone he came in contact with have a better day and have an instant smile on his dial .. THE  guys a fuckin genius, all round Pure Ozzzie Bloke and one of the best humans i have ever met.. chances are you need to go back to square one and try again to be as good of a human as this guy.. Now get to work..!!!!.....

Smells like Teen spirit

This is JED

He's  my  5 year old nephew, He kicks around with his long locks and bangs on his drum kit all day long. Ya reckon he loves that drum kit... i think the pics say enough. YEH JED...!!

Acca Dacca & Boobs in plaster

ACDC

My tickets arrived today..

Yep my mate with the big dick dropped over my acdc tickets with  a 6 pack in his filthy little mitten.

I was once this little scum bag from port macquarie, On my 10th birthday my oldies surprised me with tickets to AC-DC's razors edge tour, so as a little tacker i jumped on the XPT train from port mac  to sydney to see my rock idols go mad, see angus do his duck walk and brain johnson scream his lungs out . My aunty was always a mad rocker, she's go to aerosmith, acdc at the blink of an eye lid and rock on with the best of them and we always talked about how much we loved ACDC . SO she took me as a 10 year old tacker to the sydney entertainment centre and we saw them live.. I was hidin it , but i shed a tear as angus came out with one arm in the air and opened to thunder struck, that intro gave me goose bumps i will never forget..

 best fuckin night of my life. .. ANYWAY.. my aunty Chris passed away this year after finding out in november she had the dreaded cancer....feb 16th she left us...We were real close it broke my heart to see her go . At her funeral my cousins gave me the amazing choice to pick her one song to be played at the cemetary and i played in memory of the amazing time we had together "AC-DC's "you shook me all night long".. SO now the pic above of my ACDC ticket,  sits proudly on my fridge on top of Aunty chris's  picture displayed at her funeral... i loved that woman and i kNow she'lL be rockin out with me at acca dacc...Shows we should live every moment to it's fullest i reckon... ROCK ON.....!!!!

HOT WIFE

I aint no Oil painting....

Nope... Actually i reckon i"m an ugly fucker.. Take a look above here, this is my wife. Can you believe an ugly fucker like me pulled a hot piece of arse like my mrs up here... jesus did i spike her drink or what...do i constantly put rohipnol in her breakfast cereal.....maybe...

I reckon she's smokin hot, has crazy cans and today she had them cast for a Breast cancer boob casting to raise money for the kick arse Organisation, we had a good friend lose his mum of the horrid disease a few years ago so every cent helps to help find a cure......

But not to be creepy at all , do you know how good it was to sneak into the womens toilets today in the Quik office and take a photo of my wife with her cans out,  having another woman rub cold plaster over her breasts..  hahahaa Pretty fuckin good.. I went and grabbed a beer out of the fridge to celebrate... Cheers to that.

how good is fund raising..!!!! support breast cancer research...WE DO..!!!

WHOISMC.COM

"SHow me ya Money..."

Yep don't forget... if ya have that extra cash money layin around and are keen for me to spend it on some ridiculous toy, booze and other bad things.. Go buy soemthin from my website. I'll even let you know what i spend ya cash on.. I promise..

hahahaha

WWW.WHOISMC.COM

THE MC FLYIN V

I Aint no Hippy....Nope.. 

Fuckin hate camping.... My idea of fun isn't layin in the dirt on hard ground.. Give me a five star hotel any day and a hot shower and the feel of crispy hotel sheets on my skin..ahhh the pleasures.. ...Like  the shitty UKULELE , some rank lookin mini guitarfound in some two bob crook tourist shop in waikiki . Four dumb strings usuallly struck with sausage fingers from some hawaiian sittin round a camp fire......BOREING as bat shit.... BUT...... The other day i was walkin past the guitar shop in Palmy and i saw this beautiful peice of equipment hangin on the wall and i instantly thought how fuckin cool it was... The DEATH METAL flyin V guitar UKULELE... the death metal weapon crossed with a hawaiian Ukulele.. Its good and bad put in one.. Seventy skins later complete with a   white leather case and all... hahahaaa.. WEIRD.. but still so good.. the good and the bad...The Pantera METAL Weapon crossed with some Jack johson playin heapa...

LOVE IT.

AC-DC & big dongas

MY friends got a big shlong.

he's also really short.. A real funny little fella with a short mrs aswell. They giggle and refer to themselves as "the little people". Dunno why he got handed out this big donger though when it's not in proprtion to his body, lucky him ey...and her.. Anyway.. His Little mrs lined up for 3 hours at this shitty ticketek counter for us a month or so ago and got us all AC-DC tickets when we all dipped out on the online gig.. the little digger got them.... she woulda made all other little people real proud.... The little people came through and put a fuckin smile on my dile that could never be whiped off. There's gonna be nothin better in this world than to see my little friend with the big cock throwin the horns in the air and jumping around like an oompa loompa when brian johnson is belting out "thunderstruck " or "ya shook me all night long" and i'm drunk as fuck right next to him "that is if the little people can see over the people in front".. I know i sure as fuck can.... We got our tickets today.. YEEEEEEEEH...... god bless the little people...

This is my neice taylah "on the right"

She's 6 years old today..

Best kid in the world, kinda wish i had the same statis.. gone are the days of bein satisfied by mum wrapin you up this shitty present and makin  shit shine with some two bob present but too a young kid it's golden, i can even remember back too nan buyin me for my maybe 9th birthday a cassette of Poison's "open up and say Ahh" and me thinkin , that god had had just opened up the heavens to me and that no matter what , this was the best present in the whole filthy little world. Thank fuck it wasn't like the one the year previous "BROS"what was that shitty song......Yep... 'when will I... will i be famoussssss"...farr out. shoooot me NOW...jesus..

What i am tryin to say here is today the look on taylahs face after she blew out the candles on her mental number 6 cake straight from the "cheese cake shop, mum and dad aint tight arses" is priceless... nowadays for me hittin the big "dirty fuckin shit bloody ahh fuck i aint old 30"... Nope a cake just don't cut it.. man i made my wife fly me the fuck to bali with promises of perfect waves and unlimited sex in chalets filled with maids, chefs and  the boys from home just 2 minutes away for partyin late at night when the romance or waves are all over.. how good it'd be to bring back those simple pleasures....tthe worlds biggest smiles, laughs and giggles over a 20 buck cake... ahhhh..I  love my neice and her innocence...

how cute is she...!!!!

Princey Kristy & Chalky

This is our friend Kristy Prince..

This chick has balls, she's my mates wife and she shaved her scone today for the leukemia foundation and raised $58,000 for  the cause.... good on her. mate she had mental locks and is a good lookin chick so she can pull the shineed oconnor look. Un like me I have a fat head and a crook mellon so to shave it off  I'd look like  a dip shit,  so good on her. Hats off  to people like kristy... Good people like her keep this place sane.. the fundraiser was out at some weird place kinda west of the goldy but you know what i did find , was a bottlo and a south african shop that sold chilli beef jerkey... Ahh what a  day.. women shavin there heads finished off with cold beers and hot beef jerkey.. sounds kinda crook ey.. But Oh god so damn good..... hahahahaaaa

THis is Jaques....

He has been best friends with Rocky for ever..

Rocky is a good bloke until he gets a gut full of piss then he becomes a fuckin pest. Don't get me wrong no ones perfect here this aint no pot callin the kettle black kinda bullshit but ey ....ROCK... We love ya bra.. but,  shit.. five to six ..mmm ...maybe seven beers down , he turns into a fuckin pest. A kinda pest that stands uncomfortably close to you when you're havin a conversation with someone "that does not involve him" the kinda pest that says random shit like he said to me  last night "mc hows ya wife, ya know she used to baby sit me"..... which she never did... "WHAT THE FUCK"... ROCKS a legend though, can drink piss take all the drugs in the world and party till the sun comes up, goes down and comes up again and still be standin still fightin on like william wallace.... so i guess this is what makes him unique.. the thing i love is,  his Best fuckin friend in this whole shitty world JAQUES NEUMAN last night was rockin this above necklace ...."I HATE ROCKY".....hahaha so fuckin gold... I sure bet ya that if my mrs did in fact baby sit this twisted fuck she'd hate him too and be sportin one of these mad necklaces but bein a twisted fuck myself , i tend to love him...

takes one to know one ey.... MWAAAAAAAAAAAH...

Last night we tore in at the titans game "yep we beat that shitty NZ team...haha" and our mate here old ash harrow "although  he plays for that shitty fuckin queensland team and beat my NSW team this year...>SHIT" he's a fuckin good bloke.. almost as good as crock.. He's a fuckin pisser.. last night after we smuggled some hip flasks into the stadium and make our coke zero bottles taste a million skins  harro bein the good old boy that he is to us , he drove us to titanium for a few , had a hell time then onto our next expedition.....then when we left we saw the new titans bus outside the NINEtanium and bein the drunken fuckwits that we are we thought it'd be funny to get  a photo of harro, doddsy and grippo next to the new bus with harro's crook scone on the bus... all the while harro's fiance was yellin "MC stop takin pics of those wankers, you're encouraging them"...harro is a good bloke like i said too bad about that  shit maroon jumper....... WANKER.....